Subject: “Eglantine Constructs The Great Literary Bastion.”

Keith Denied Entry. Again.”

At 10:17 this morning, Eglantine commandeered several ancient grimoires,

a stack of reference manuscripts,

and two illustrated encyclopedias,

to construct what witnesses are describing as

“a heavily fortified perch with superior vantage and worrying structural integrity.”

She refused comment beyond:

“I must observe the chaos from an elevated position.”

Keith attempted to enter the fortress.

He was denied entry.

He argued this was “discriminatory.”

Eglantine responded with a silent, unblinking stare.

Moments later, Brin was allowed inside.

He gained access because he brought snacks.

Keith has filed a complaint.

Witnesses report:

Brin declaring, “This is the best fort ever.”

Blue adding notes to Keith’s HR file titled Fort Access Misconduct

Hades attempting to tunnel underneath

Corvus circling overhead, narrating like a documentary

Keith insisting, “I could build a better one if I wanted”

Cleanup was delayed when several texts were discovered to be

marginally cursed.

Eglantine said this was “within acceptable parameters.”

Keith disagreed loudly.

The fortress remains standing.

Eglantine remains inside.

Brin has eaten all available snacks.

Investigation ongoing.