Subject: “Blue and the Tree-Top Star.”

Keith Claims This Was His Idea.”

At 08:41 this morning, Blue attempted to place the ceremonial star atop the Guild’s festive tree.

Witnesses described her ascent as:

“determined,”

“reckless,”

and “oddly graceful, considering the size of her paws.”

Blue reached the top branch,

lost balance,

and fell.

The star did not fall.

The star landed perfectly.

Directly upright.

Glitter intact.

Blue insists this is evidence of “divine favour.”

She has not specified what deity.

Keith insists this was evidence of “his design expertise.”

Absolutely no one asked him.

Follow-up attempts to recreate the event resulted in:

three broken baubles

one injured branch

and a moment of silence for structural integrity

Witnesses report:

Blue announcing, “I meant to do that.”

Keith shouting, “I implied this outcome mathematically.”

Brin asking if stars count as snacks.

Hades staring without blinking.

Eglantine muttering something about “omens” and leaving the room.

Cleanup is ongoing.

Morale is mixed.

Keith remains insufferable.

Blue remains triumphant.

Investigation ongoing.